Showing posts with label Dark Humor. Show all posts
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Tuesday, December 2, 2025

GRQ ~ Partners in Crimes Tours Book Review & Giveaway!

November 17 - December 12, 2025 Virtual Book Tour

GRQ: GET RICH QUICK
by Steven Bernstein

Genre: Domestic Suspense / Dark Humor 
Published by: Fly on the Wall Press
Publication Date: June 3, 2025
Number of Pages: 142

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Synopsis:

GRQ by Steven Bernstein

One day. One city on the edge. One man gambling it all.

In a Los Angeles rattled by an earthquake and on the brink of collapse, Marlon has twenty-four hours to change his fate. Drowning in debt, reeling from personal loss, and desperate to save his family, he’s seduced by a shadowy financial guru promising salvation. But as Marlon spirals deeper into a web of risk, secrets long buried begin to surface—and his final gamble might cost him everything.

Taut, urgent, and psychologically astute, Get Rich Quick is a gripping descent into the dangers of ambition, delusion, and the American obsession with success.

Soon to be a major worldwide film release.


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BOOK REVIEW
I don't spend time on plot summary, so please read the book synopsis above.

HALL WAYS REVIEW: GRQ by Stephen Bernstein is a quirky, quick, and compelling novella unlike anything I’ve ever encountered in reading. I was reeled in, exactly as the narrator intended, with the first line: DO YOU WANT TO BE RICH? ASK ME HOW, in bold font, and taking up nearly a quarter of the page. Yes! Yes I do want to be rich! Tell me how! (Spoiler: I changed my mind.)

“Usually, you shouldn’t trust a person who asks you to trust them. I mean, if they are telling you the truth, why are they worried you won’t believe them? But I am the exception.”

In a somewhat stream-of-consciousness style, our unnamed narrator strings readers along to the very last page. In turns, the narrator not-so-subtly pitches and preaches to us (often breaking the fourth wall), peppers us with fact-filled and irrelevant asides, while slowly revealing the plot. But within all the “willy-nilly” business of GRQ, the author makes readers want to know the story of the disaster who’s named Marlon.

“The lack of profits from the stocks he hadn’t yet invested in was why he hadn’t paid the mortgage. It was a bit of a paradox.”

Marlon. In Texas, we’d definitely say, “Bless his heart.” IYKYK. He knows all the right terms, BOOM, has all the right equipment, BOOM, and goes through all the right motions, BOOM! – except he doesn’t. He’s a BS’er, and even that isn’t something he’s really mastered other than in his own mind. And even then, he has doubts. In these times when we are nonstop fed the same kind of BS that Marlon and the narrator are dishing out, the social commentary and relevance of GRQ comes in loud and clear: just believe what you’re told. It’s better that way – except it isn’t.

Author Steven Bernstein writes with panache, framing the literal collapse of Marlon’s world around the figurative one. And, quelle surprise that he does it suspensefully; we can’t stop watching this train wreck, and we can’t stop wondering if or how it will all resolve itself. He writes so cleverly and evocatively that readers have concerns and *GASP* feelings. In GRQ, Bernstein doesn’t allow us to go “lurching off willy-nilly,” of course; not even the reader gets off scot-free. Amidst the humor, he also takes us to some dark and painful places, and he leaves us thinking. Eek.

Don’t let the short page count and abundance of white space fool you. GRQ packs a powerful punch delivered in unique and fascinating way. Highly recommend it for a completely different reading experience. (NOTE: for further exploration, Bernstein also wrote and directed GRQ the Movie, which is releasing soon and has a run time of about an hour and a half -- only slightly shorter than how long it takes to read the novella, which is the movie’s basis.)

I voluntarily reviewed this book and received an e-ARC from the author through Partners in Crime Virtual Book Tours.

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Author Bio:

Steven Bernstein, ASC, DGA, WGA is an award-winning feature film director and screenwriter, shaping some of the most visually striking films of the past forty years. His work on the Academy Award-winning film Monster and on Like Water for Chocolate has earned global recognition. He is a recipient of the American Film Institute Award, the Sloan Award (for writing and directing), the Cannes Golden Lion (for commercials), and is an ASC nominee for outstanding cinematography. He has worked on over fifty feature films. He wrote and directed several groundbreaking feature films with major talent (John Malkovich, Samantha Morton, Helen Hunt and many more). His podcast Filmmakerandfans, about the creative process in film production, is listened to by millions.

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Thursday, January 2, 2020

Ain't Nobody Nobody ~ Lone Star Book Blog Tours Review & Giveaway!

AIN'T NOBODY
NOBODY
by
HEATHER HARPER ELLETT

  Genre: Murder Mystery / Southern Noir / Dark Humor
Publisher: Polis Books
Date of Publication: September 24, 2019
Number of Pages: 336

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Named a Best Debut of Fall/Winter 2019 by Library Journal, Ain't Nobody Nobody is the story of a disgraced East Texas sheriff, his dead best friend's surly teenage daughter, and a naive ranch hand who find unlikely redemption in a murdered hog hunter on a fence. 

Part Breaking Bad and part Faulkner, this tragi-comic mystery is perfect for readers who enjoy dark humor (think Fargo) and like their crime fiction with a literary flare. 

A Best Mystery of 2019 by the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel



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HALL WAYS REVIEW: Wow! I am not sure I have ever read a more authentically Texas-y book than Ain’t Nobody Nobody by Heather Harper Ellett.  In the process of entertaining readers with the East Texas people and the nuances of their lives and language, Ellett provides an engaging, multi-layered mystery sure to keep readers turning the pages.

 “Bradley Polk was not dumb. He had simply over-executed his naiveté. It was a misused tool, like a butter knife cutting a tomato.”

There are lessons abounding in Ain’t Nobody Nobody, but one that manifests itself in many ways is about taking things at face value. In the book, as in life, some things are nothing more than they appear to be, but most are not once you scratch beneath the surface.  A story comes to mind about when my highly educated Texan husband traveled to another state for work. At the conclusion of his presentation, a man approached and was puzzled because my husband, the man said, talked like a hick but used big words. Ellett’s characters may live in the sticks, and they may talk like hicks, but these people are not all country bumpkins. The main characters are educated, well-read (“Thoreau’s everybody’s favorite.”), and sharp, and this in contrast to how they talk and act is what adds flavor to the story. I laughed out loud at how Onie, a retired English teacher, had a standing assignment for her students to edit the local newspaper, and how Van, out of habit when reading, circled split infinitives. And then there was this conversation between Van and his daughter Birdie, about the new English teacher (also the school’s football coach – ah, Texas) teaching Thoreau:

“He calls him H.D. Thorough,” Birdie said.
“And he ain’t jokin’, is he?”
“He ain’t jokin’.”
Van shook his head. Birdie shook hers too. A joint lamentation of all the poor rural kids deprived of Transcendentalism during football season.
“The lines in their faces deepened, their jowls padded as if saddling up for the long ride of middle age.”

Ellett’s writing is richly detailed, and her use of figurative language provides amazing depth to the characters and the situations – the metaphors are strong and worthy of an entire paper devoted to their dissection. Truly, Ain’t Nobody Nobody is a teacher’s dream book, ripe with opportunities for students to extract themes and literary devices and observe creative twists to writing points-of-view and resolutions (that ending!) – oh, and to learn raw lessons on life. But happily, it’s not a book to be assigned for a proofreading exercise; Ain’t Nobody Nobody is meticulously edited. Can I get an amen?

I had been intrigued by Ain’t Nobody Nobody since before it published and ended up buying a print copy and adding myself to the Lone Star Book Blog Tour of it (because I can do that. Perks.) Certain books call to you, and this one did just that. I knew this one had to be held in my hands and each page savored, not devoured. I knew that once I started reading, the story would wash over me and hold me captive until the last page. I knew that the characters and the mood and the weight – and levity -- of it would stick with me long after I finished reading. I knew I’d be naming this book to anyone who asked for a reading recommendation (but I also knew that I’d never give up my own copy). Everything I knew would be true of Ain’t Nobody Nobody is true, and it’s even more outstanding than I expected. Now, if I can just parlay this clairvoyance into playing the lottery…




Born and raised in East Texas, Heather Harper Ellett is a graduate of SMU and a therapist in private practice. She lives in Dallas with her husband and son.




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